⭐ HOW FREAK SITES WORKS

CREATE A $7 PARKING SPOT.
APPLY TO THE AFFILIATE PROGRAM FREE.
OR DO BOTH.

There are really three ways to play on a Freak Site.

  • Create something with a $7 Parking Spot.
  • Apply to a participating Freak Site’s Affiliate Program free and introduce advertisers.
  • Do both.

That is the simple version.

The more interesting question is:

“How can a $7 page or a free Affiliate Program application be worth my time?”

The answer is not one isolated page, one isolated view, or one isolated commission.

The value comes from what can grow around the page:

  • views;
  • links;
  • shares;
  • search discovery;
  • profile visits;
  • connected Parking Spots;
  • repeat customers;
  • people discovering the rest of what you do;
  • and affiliate commissions when the advertising sells.

That is what this page explains.


A Parking Spot is a full page inside a focused Freak Site.

You can use one to advertise, promote, explain, showcase, sell, rent, document, preserve, review, or tell the story of something that belongs on that Island.

Depending on the Freak Site, that could be:

  • a business;
  • a product;
  • a service;
  • a vehicle;
  • a home or property;
  • a vacation rental or timeshare;
  • an event;
  • a race;
  • a video or creator project;
  • a collection;
  • family history or a memorial;
  • research or useful information;
  • or an original story, review, article, or piece of commentary.

One standard Parking Spot costs:

No subscription.
No scheduled renewal charges.
No scheduled expiration.


⭐ WHAT DOES $7 BUY?

  • A full page inside a focused niche website
  • Up to 25 photographs
  • Up to two supported embedded videos
  • Up to 20,000 characters
  • Links, contact information, pricing, and a call to action
  • Your own page and real URL to share
  • A public view counter
  • Connection to your profile and other Parking Spots
  • The ability to update the page when something changes

You are not buying a few lines in a tiny classified box.

You are creating a page people can visit, share, revisit, search for, and use to discover more of what you do.


A Parking Spot can be extremely straightforward.

Here is the car.
Here is the house.
Here is the business.
Here is the service.
Here is the price.
Here is how to contact me.

Or it can use photographs, video, research, details, humor, history, commentary, and story to create something people actually want to read.

A Cars Freak Parking Spot might sell a vehicle.

A Travelers Freak Parking Spot might promote a destination or timeshare.

A Runner Freak Parking Spot might document a marathon, race, product, or training story.

A Grave Freak Parking Spot might preserve a family story, explain an unused burial right, explore genealogy, or promote something connected to life around the grave.

The Parking Spot is the page. You decide what the page needs to accomplish.


A Parking Spot isn’t a magic traffic button.

You can share it through the platforms, audiences, and relationships you already use:

  • Facebook;
  • Instagram;
  • X;
  • LinkedIn;
  • TikTok;
  • YouTube or Rumble descriptions;
  • email;
  • text messages;
  • groups and forums;
  • QR codes;
  • printed materials;
  • your own website;
  • and ordinary conversations.

The other platforms can create attention.

Your Parking Spot gives that attention somewhere focused to land.

THE SOCIAL POST GETS ATTENTION.
THE PARKING SPOT BECOMES THE DESTINATION.


The Parking Spot costs $7.

Freak Sites does not charge you again every time somebody views it.

That means the effective cost per view can keep falling.

  • 100 views = 7 cents per view
  • 700 views = 1 cent per view
  • 1,000 views = seven-tenths of one cent per view
  • 10,000 views = seven-hundredths of one cent per view

Those views are not guaranteed.

A page that nobody shares may receive very little attention.

A useful, interesting, entertaining, informative, or well-promoted page may receive much more.

The important difference is this:

FREAK SITES DOES NOT CHARGE YOU MORE MERELY BECAUSE YOUR PAGE BECOMES SUCCESSFUL.

The price is intentionally low.

The possible life of the page is not.


Every Parking Spot is connected to your profile.

That means one page can lead visitors toward your other pages.
One Parking Spot creates one entrance.
Five Parking Spots create five entrances.

More Parking Spots can begin forming:

  • a digital garage;
  • a real-estate or rental portfolio;
  • a travel collection;
  • a business showroom;
  • a running journal;
  • a research collection;
  • a family-history archive;
  • a creator or media presence;
  • or a focused niche Channel connected to you.

Each page can add another story, URL, offer, share, search opportunity, profile visit, and reason for somebody to discover what you do.

One page can stand on its own.

Multiple connected pages can become a Channel.


You do not have to buy a Parking Spot to apply to a participating Freak Site’s Affiliate Program.

It’s free to apply. I approve the affiliates.

If you’re approved, you get an affiliate link for that Island.

SHARE THE LINK.
SOMEBODY CLICKS IT AND BUYS.
YOU GET PAID.

The current direct commission is 20%.

On one $7 Parking Spot, that’s $1.40.

One $1.40 commission by itself isn’t the interesting part.

The customer is.

Your customer comes back later and buys another advertising product on that Island?

You can get paid again.

ONE COMMISSION IS A TRANSACTION.
A BOOK OF CUSTOMERS IS A BUSINESS.

You don’t get paid for joining.
You don’t get paid just because somebody else becomes an affiliate.
You don’t get paid because somebody clicked a link and disappeared.

The advertising has to sell.

I BUILT THE ADVERTISING.
YOU CAN BROKER IT IF YOU WANT TO.


You can stay completely direct, find customers and take the 20%.

You never have to recruit another affiliate.

But if you see an opportunity to build a connected network too, the current five-position structure is:

20% → 15% → 10% → 5% → 5%

That means one completed purchase can share up to 55% across the connected path.

The same percentages apply to the current $7 Parking Spot, $99 Video Spotlight and $299 StoryDrive™ 1000.

The point isn’t to get paid for recruiting people.

The point is that other people can find customers too.

  • They can sell the advertising.
  • They can build their own book of customers.
  • They can use their own audiences and relationships.
  • They can build their own Parking Spots, Garages and Channels.

If advertising sells farther through that connected path, the other percentages can pay too.

THAT’S LEVERAGE.
NOT MAGIC.
LEVERAGE.


This may be the most natural way to participate.

You create a $7 Parking Spot for something real.

Now you have:

  • a page;
  • a URL to share;
  • a destination for your traffic;
  • an example of the product;
  • a profile;
  • and the beginning of a Channel.

Then you apply to the Affiliate Program.

If you’re approved, you can use your affiliate link to introduce other advertisers.

When somebody sees your Parking Spot and asks:

“Can I create something like this?”

You can send them through your affiliate link.

You are not promoting an abstract idea.

You are showing them something you actually built.

Your Parking Spot promotes your subject while demonstrating exactly what the next advertiser, creator, business or storyteller can build.

USE THE PRODUCT.
SHOW THE PRODUCT.
INTRODUCE THE NEXT ADVERTISER.


Freak Sites is not one giant website with hundreds of unrelated categories buried inside it.

I don’t want one giant everything-platform.

I want Cars Freak to feel like cars. Runner Freak to feel like running. Grave Freak to be allowed to get weird around the grave. Weapons Freak to wander from rifles to drones to AI and geopolitics. Sponsors Freak to be about the strange business of sponsorship.

Each Island gets its own domain, subject, personality, search, categories, Parking Spots, members, Garages, Channels and Affiliate Program.

CarsFreak.com — cars, trucks, motorcycles, parts, businesses, events, projects, stories and everything automotive.

HousingFreak.com — homes, rentals, land, renovations, contractors, agents, investors, neighborhoods, businesses and everything housing.

TravelersFreak.com — trips, destinations, hotels, resorts, campgrounds, road trips, restaurants, travel businesses, disasters, deals and stories.

RunnerFreak.com — races, runners, training, shoes, gear, coaches, clubs, travel, businesses, finish lines and running stories.

WeaponsFreak.com — weapons and everything around them: firearms, military, warfare, history, veterans, defense, technology, AI, geopolitics, business, policy and culture.

GraveFreak.com — graves, cemeteries, memorials, funerals, genealogy, famous deaths, faith, mystery, business, history and everything around the grave.

SponsorsFreak.com — creators, athletes, events, businesses, brands, venues, projects, causes, media and the world around sponsorship.

More Islands may come later if they make sense. These are already enough to keep me busy for a while. 😂

DIFFERENT WEBSITES.
DIFFERENT SUBJECTS.
DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES.
ONE BIGGER IDEA.


IF YOU WANT A PARKING SPOT

Leave seven dollars in the meter and build a full page around something that belongs on the Island.

IF YOU WANT TO BROKER THE ADVERTISING

Apply free. If you’re approved, share your affiliate link. When somebody buys, you get paid.

IF YOU WANT TO DO BOTH

Build your own Parking Spots and use them as examples while you introduce the next customer.

USE THE PRODUCT.
SHOW THE PRODUCT.
BROKER THE ADVERTISING.

Or don’t buy anything at all.

Read the stories. Search the Islands. Watch what I build.

PARKING SPOT → GARAGE → CHANNEL → ISLAND

That’s how Freak Sites works.


Parking Spots and Affiliate Program participation do not guarantee views, customers, commissions or income. Current site and Affiliate Program terms apply. Legal & Earnings Disclosure.